Quote of the Day

Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. 'Cause life is like a mop! And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. Y-you-you've gotta clean it out. You... you you've gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again!
And... and sometimes... sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad. You know a mop... a mop, it's not good enough. It's not good enough. Y-You've gotta get down there like with a toothbrush, you know. And you've gotta really scrub! You've gotta get it off! You've gotta really try to get it off but if that doesn't work... if that doesn't work you can't give up!
You've gotta stand right up! You've gotta run to the window and say, 'Hey! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'
-Stanley the Janitor from the 1989 film UHF