Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. 'Cause life is like a mop! And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. Y-you-you've gotta clean it out. You... you you've gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again!
And... and sometimes... sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad. You know a mop... a mop, it's not good enough. It's not good enough. Y-You've gotta get down there like with a toothbrush, you know. And you've gotta really scrub! You've gotta get it off! You've gotta really try to get it off but if that doesn't work... if that doesn't work you can't give up!
You've gotta stand right up! You've gotta run to the window and say, 'Hey! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'
-Stanley the Janitor from the 1989 film UHF
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Monday, May 27, 2013
Quote of the Day
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Authonomy.com
I have a profile at www.authonomy.com where I plan to promote a book of short fiction stories I am writing. my profile name is darkfirex. Please look it up and feel free to write a book yourself. It's easy. It's just like making a movie but written with words. It's also up to the reader to decide what message your story conveys. That's the magic of writing.
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