The Story of Brian Williams and the Hilarious White Lie

NBC recently gave Brian Williams a leave of absence. I find this to be funny and here's why.
First of all, it was a little white lie that got out of control. Unlike most of the time when the media straight-up exaggerates or lies. Tom Brokaw was actually hosting the evening news when Brian Williams exaggerated about getting shot at in Iraq.
So, people are worried because Brian Williams lied but when MSNBC and Fox News lie to promote their separate left wing and right wing political agendas it's perfectly fine? That's funny! It's almost as if people believe the corporate media had integrity before Brian Williams lied! It's almost as if Brian Williams is the scapegoat for anybody who has ever lied on the news.
Anybody who thinks the corporate media had integrity before Brain Williams' little white lie is too gullible. So, Brian Williams might get fired for a white lie, but the big shots who lie all the time get to keep their jobs. It's almost like the fat kid who tells the skinny boy to stop eating too much ice cream while he's chewing on a drumstick himself.
"Stop lying, Brian Williams! STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We have integrity here at NBC! In fact, the president of NBC changed his first name to Honest so that everybody knows he's a trusted source."
The whole thing is a joke! It's so funny. But nobody seems to be laughing at it quite as much as they should.
The American media can't even be parodied anymore. It's a parody of itself. What gives NBC? Hilarious! When's the SNL parody of this coming out? I can't wait!

Google Plus Needs to Die

Sorry I haven't written a blog in a long while. Been busy with other things. But today I have something to complain about. Google Plus.
Google Plus is awful! This particular blog was on a separate email account but Google Plus came along and I had to link it with another one. What if somebody else shared this computer and was logged into their email account? What a pain it would be to log off their account just so Google Plus wouldn't try to force you to link their account with yours.
The bottom line here is that Google Plus has complicated everything. Nobody likes how it has linked itself to everything on the web. Google Plus needs to die. Nobody likes what it's doing right now!
I'm usually not a complainer. But Google Plus linking to YouTube and blogs and other social media is a pain for everybody. Nobody likes it.
What Google Plus has done is similar to if somebody came into your house and forced you to do something against your will at gunpoint. That's what Google Plus is.
Ha! Ha! We are Google Plus. You will be forced to link all your accounts with us because you no longer have a choice.
Please leave us alone Google Plus. Nobody likes you and you never that popular to begin with. Google Plus is like the big tentacle monster that has wrapped its tentacles around the entire web.
That's my rant for today. Hate Google Plus. HATE IT!!!
If you hate what Google Plus has done, leave comment below.

Funny Quote of the Day

You know, if you take everything I've done in my entire life and condense it into one day it looks decent. -George Costanza from Seinfeld