The Keystone Oil Pipeline is a Useless Piece of Twisted Metal: Here's Why

The keystone oil pipeline is one the worst ideas for America. Here are some reasons why:

1) It kills transportation jobs: 
Good news! Instead of having to hire truck drivers and trains to transport oil the pipe will do the job for free! Isn't that wonderful?
Unless you're the CEO or one of the corporate heads of one of the big oil companies that supports this pipeline and is only interested in how it might save money in the long run, it's really not. Some truck driver somewhere will complain when he loses his job to a pipe. Nice going on the job creation politicians who support the pipeline! Way to go! Thanks for voting for it. You've made some insatiably greedy dickwad very happy. And yes, I'd be willing to say that to somebody's face (some oil tycoons face) just to see it turn beat red with indignant rage.

2) Private property and farmland issues: The pipeline would cut through farmland and private property. Lawsuits are pending. It seems like the oil industry really enjoys getting sued because it's always one bad mistake after another.
If you really want to save money in the long run, why so stupid?

3) It's bad for the environment: This reason for opposing the pipeline goes without saying. I know that there are Americans who don't give a crap about the environment but you know... It's not as if we rely on clean drinking water or the environment itself to survive or anything like that. Right now I'm drinking a steaming cup of biological sludge because all the clean water got polluted. I think it's mutating me because I have six fingers on one hand now and I'm functionally retarded. I now think the pipeline is a good idea.
I'm being sarcastic. In case you couldn't tell.

Those are the reasons the Keystone Oil Pipeline and all the politicians and business owners who support it can go straight to hell where they can reap the benefits of what they've sown.
"Pass the biological piss water, please! I wonder why those farmers got mad about the pipeline ruining their crops."
Here's the bottom line. The only intelligent people who support it are those who will benefit monetarily. But at what cost and at whose expense?